are you ambitious?will you do just anything to be a star??have you no conscience?then here are 5 ways for you to follow and hit the red carpet....flash bulbs will go off and the nation will watch every breath you take....so sit back and scroll down to know easy ways to be a celebrity...
#1.Date/Marry a star
what can be better than marrying or dating an already well established star to be a celeb yourself...then you can just stop worrying yourself to the grave thinking of other ways to hit the headlines....why not follow the footsteps of some very well known stars of both Hollywood and Bollywood,as they had done to become a star...the richer,scandal friendly and spineless the better
Upen Patel+Amrita Arora
Katie Holmes+Tom Cruiz
Ctherine z. jones+Micheal Douglas
#2."KISS" an infamous STAR
do you have a dying,a rather non existent career?why don't you just kiss a c grade wannabe..who sheds clothes at the drop of a hat but claims to be a epitome of morality...dont think twice just kiss her...let the shutter bugs some thing to chew on..and relax while your victim throws a tantrum....still bored!need more publicity??then why not compose a silly song,awful for the ear drums...and the lyrics of your song?do you even bother about that?well publicize this event...as if others want to hear it but then who cares....
Mika and Rakhi sawant
#3.Hire a good publicist and spread rumors
you are famous but then you want to be among those who are absolutely indispensable..a living legend, a must in all elite gathering...you want to be known in both Hollywood and Bollywood social circuits..as if having your wax statue in one of the most well known museum isnt enough....who cares if your foreign projects bomb at the box office?..just a hire a publicist and spread the rumor that you ll be the next babe in 007 bond flick..and then dispel it saying you just cannot accept such offers...exposing is a strict no no..... wondering who this person is??...hint hint ...why our very own miss owrld...Ashwariya
#4.Claim to be married to a BID Bollywood Star
remember Jhanvi Kapoor???the lady who claims to be married to AB baby...and she decided to pull a stunt so typically fhilmi...but slashing her wrists...of course it all is not true,what not people do just to hog a 15 sec claim to fame...yes yes...people can stoop that low...just to take a shot at publicity...to revive a non existant career....sigh!good riddance of rotten rubbish :)
#5.Star in a reality show
absolutely bored...no projects to keep you busy...join a reality show[both Indian and British version]claim to be a victim of racism...see the votes pour in...and in a day your a big celeb...money pouring in....shutter bugs trailing wherever you go...and what more...actually offers come your way with free publicity...
remember Shilpa Shetty?