Monday, July 13, 2009

Don't copy if you can't paste...

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was shocked into silence. The speaker went on to add: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause...

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink, he said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went: "Ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water


Moral of the story : Don't copy if you can't paste!

19 comments:

Harshita said...

haha.. yeah I got it in a mailer sometime back... :D :D mast hain...

Hopeless Romantic said...

:)

IcE MaiDeN said...

hehehe... good one!!! :)

Aw.S.M said...

i ve got this as a forward b4 but still funny :D

The Rat... said...

lolzzz...


a funny forward that makes me laugh every time :-)*

Dhanya said...

lol!!!

weird... that's the second time today am reading that phrase... saw it as someone's status message too!

Mithe said...

Lolz...I love the new blog look by teh way:)

Ria said...

ha ha!!tht was funny. :P

MultiMenon said...

lol.. :D

Don't Copy if u cant paste..Implies in soo many aspects u know?? Exams..??!! :D LMAO

Hugz

Nikhil

AD said...

hahahaha woman you have one great sense of humor :D

lovely!
terrific!

absolutely fantastic!

Mayz said...

LOL!!! ROFL!!!

BlossomBlue said...

Readin it first time.. Nice one..

Qi said...

Hahaha :D

Apparently intellectual said...

read it long time back in a mail..but it still sounds very funny!!!
:D:D:D

Bindhast said...

too good....

Arv said...

ROTFL :)

freelancer said...

lols....

rabbit said...

old one...
but the morale is good... lol

the silent observer said...

wonderful! haha